Holy shit! An update!
Wow, I've only updated this once before. And I probably won't ever again. But it's really late, and I'm bored, so what the hell? On second thought, this site sucks. I hate it, and I feel sorry for anyone that stumbled here. For something interesting and worth your time, go to http://rhythmoflife.pitas.com. or go to http://wombatone.pitas.com. seriously. go now.

I have to know HTML?
Well, it sure would have been nice if somebody had told be I would need to know HTML programming to better use this page. But no. Why would they do that? Dicks. So, as soon as i learn HTML maybe this site will be worth coming to. In the meantime, I'll ramble on and on about nothing, and you can laugh at the crazy guy with the glasses. Hehehehe. He's funny looking.

Test 1
this is a test. a test of the emergency broadcast system. beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. that's pretty annoying. i don't even know if this will work or not. just testing the waters, you know? and i don't know about the carzy guy on the page. i thought he was kinda funny looking. i think he was the janitor at my elementary school. maybe. i don't really remember. it was a long time ago. anyway, if this works, my name is john and i will be your host. maybe. i'll probably give up on this very soon. like right now.